TUSHY, known for its popular bidet attachments that saved America's ass during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020, has launched its first-ever electric bidet seat, the TUSHY Ace. Set to take the electric bidet kingdom by storm, the TUSHY Ace offers the classiest clean in all the land and helps every royal hiney-ness upgrade their toilet to butt-ler status.
Equipped with unrivaled booty-washing technology wrapped in sleek design, the TUSHY Ace turns any toilet into a throne and every pottying experience into pampering. Thanks to its high-class features, pottying with the TUSHY Ace turns every poop into a royal flush. Features include:
"For those who want to have a royally clean nether region, the TUSHY Ace delivers a truly ass-pirational experience that leaves your down-there sparkling clean," said Miki Agrawal, TUSHY's Founder and Chief Creative Officer. "We learned through extensive market research that the most important features people want are a heated seat, warm water and a blow dryer for the bottom so that they can go tree-free and toilet paper-free forever! Anything else is too much so we kept it simple and effective. We also learned that people find most existing bidet seat remote controls to be confusing, so we made ours not only the most aesthetically-pleasing, but also the most user-friendly."
To celebrate the royal occasion, TUSHY today decrees that if there is a Royal Flush played during the 2021 World Series of Poker (Sept. 30, 2021 through Nov. 23, 2021), it will grant Americans their own royal flush by making the TUSHY Ace free for one hour after the hand is played on HelloTushy.com with the code ROYALFLUSH.
Priced at $599, the TUSHY Ace can be purchased now at www.hellotushy.com.