If you're fantasizing about a luxurious tropical getaway that has the same cinematic glamour as The White Lotus but wish to avoid the Four Seasons cliché, Koh Samui boasts a stunning array of high-end resorts that will literally blow your mind. With its fringed palms along the beaches, fiery sunsets, and an air of private refinement, Thailand's second-largest island is the perfect setting for your own luxury soap opera — without the on-screen drama.

And the cherry on top? There's never been an easier time to get here. If you're driving up from the capital, a bus from Bangkok to Koh Samui is a no-frills yet affordable option for soaking up Thailand's vibrant landscape on the way to your personal piece of paradise.

Ready for some serious island luxury? Here are 5 mind-blowingly decadent Koh Samui resorts that provide a 'White Lotus '-grade experience — without checking into the show location properly.

Banyan Tree Samui – The Zen Palace Over the Sea

Location: Lamai Bay

Dramatically set on a secluded cove overlooking the Gulf of Thailand, Banyan Tree Samui is where East-meets-West luxury reaches harmony perfection. Imagine floor-to-ceiling glass villas atop jungle-clad hills, each with its own infinity pool and cinematic ocean vistas.

The resort's architecture is a blend of old Thai style and ultra-luxurious amenities: aromatherapy turndown service, in-villa yoga mats, and 24-hour villa host service. The spa is among the best on the island and boasts a Rainforest Hydrothermal Experience that can match the luxury of the finest spas on The White Lotus.

Food is also upscale, with gourmet Thai feasts served on oceanfront verandas and wine-pairing menus for sunset dinners curated by the finest restaurants.

Why it's crazy: Ultra-exclusive cliffside villas, world-class spa treatments, and a level of service that hints at luxury in every detail.

The Ritz-Carlton, Koh Samui – Regal Elegance with a Tropical Twist

Location: Choeng Mon Beach

With its green 58-acre grounds and refined, kingly ambiance, The Ritz-Carlton, Koh Samui is a king's retreat nestled in a tropical fantasy. There's a private reef for snorkeling, several infinity pools, a Muay Thai boxing ring, and an award-winning spa village.

What differentiates this property is its focus on cultured experiences — beginning with float-through breakfasts in your villa pool and private spa rituals within old-world pavilions. And, of course, there's butler service and nightly turndown complete with housemade local pastries.

Why it's nuts: It melds authentic Thai service with Ritz-Carlton's around-the-world prestige reputation — just the ticket for a 'White Lotus '-sized break minus the HBO film crew.

Six Senses Samui – Barefoot Luxury, Elevated

Location: Bo Phut

For those looking for a high-end getaway with a wellness conscience, Six Senses Samui combines indulgence and sustainability in a manner that is both extravagant and conscious. Situated on a headland at the northern tip of the island, this resort has 66 private villas, many with private pools, all of which are designed to allow nature — and privacy — to take center stage.

The infinity pool, with its signature seaplane-inspired design, overlooks the Gulf, and its internationally recognized spa has massage, facial, and customized detox treatments. The resort is also steeped in local culture, providing Thai cooking demonstrations and carefully crafted island excursions.

Why it's insane: It's where environmental travel goes to meet high-end luxury — a place to turn off from all but glamour.

Anantara Lawana Koh Samui Resort – Beachfront Romance Meets High Design

Location: Chaweng Beach

Situated close to the hustle and bustle of Chaweng but miles away in mode, Anantara Lawana is the ideal compromise for tourists who desire peace with a nightcap. The resort itself is intended to pay homage to the Chinese-Thai heritage while mixing it with contemporary design.

Tree Tops Sky Dining & Bar is the island's most coveted dining experience, complete with treetop private tables and multi-course tasting menus. The beach villas feature plunge pools, enormous bathtubs, and one-on-one concierge service.

Why it's crazy: Soaring dining, deep cultural décor, and exclusive access to peace and pandemonium make this a resort that's worthy of any White Lotus character.

Conrad Koh Samui – Cliffside Glamour with All the Drama

Location: Taling Ngam

If ever a resort yelled "cinematic luxury," it's Conrad Koh Samui. Located on the island's less-touristy southwest coast, this resort has stunning views of the Gulf and jaw-dropping sunsets every night. Every one of the 65 villas features a private infinity pool, oversized soaking tub, and floor-to-ceiling glass that admits light and ocean without ever sacrificing privacy.

Dining here is an experience: Jahn, the resort's upscale restaurant, serves refined Thai food in a dark, romantic atmosphere. And the spa? It's cut into a hillside and has a couple's treatments with ocean views that distract from the massages (nearly).

Why it's crazy: Dramatic, theatrical design collides with maximum privacy — perfect for those who desire luxury served with movie-like drama.

What Does a 'White Lotus '-Worthy Resort Look Like?

Living out a real White Lotus-caliber vacation means it's not about the pillows; it's about drama, excess, and attention to detail. These are some non-negotiables:

• Ultra-private villas: Infinity pools and ocean vistas, preferably.
• Curated cuisine: Tasting menus of four or more courses, wine pairings, and beachside tables.
• Spa treatments: Beyond massages — hydrotherapy, wellness rituals, and custom detox regimens.
• Aesthetic setting: Cliffside overhangs or secluded coves are the places for that is-so-diva escapist look.
• Concierge and butler service: Because, geez, having to book your own dinner tables is passé.
  
  

All five of the above-mentioned resorts get this right — and without Four Seasons' star-studded premium. Although perhaps not technically part of The White Lotus cast, they have the same dizzying combination of nirvana and élan.

So, pack your designer sunglasses, bring your best drama-free intentions (or not), and get ready for a Koh Samui escape that feels like it was written for TV.